Politically Incorrect Fun – Because Who Needs “Goldenrod”? Offensive Crayons throw out your old, safe color box and replace it with shades that speak volumes—like "Suspicious Cold Sore Red" and "Privilege." These aren’t your kid’s crayons; they’re sarcastic, offensive, and just the thing to spice up your next office white elephant or Secret Santa gift exchange. Perfect for stocking stuffers, sarcastic gag gifts, and laugh-out-loud moments with coworkers who get it.
Handcrafted by the Finest (Underpaid) Labor – Maybe Non-Toxic, Who Knows? Forget eco-friendly nonsense—these crayons come with just enough snark to make your gift stand out. Probably non-toxic, vegan (maybe), and gluten-free (probably), these novelty crayons are ideal for adults who don’t care about the finer details, as long as they offend someone. Ideal for office humor, inappropriate gifts, and making sure HR notices you (again).
24 Assorted Colors – Or Maybe 22, Depending on How Much We Cared That Day This box includes 24 (ish) colorful ways to piss off your coworkers or relatives, making it a top choice for funny office supplies and stocking stuffers. It’s like coloring, but with extra attitude and fewer HR-approved color choices. Perfect for gag gifts for adults, sarcastic birthday gifts, or anyone who’s just had enough of politically correct nonsense.
Perfect for White Elephant, Secret Santa, and That One Coworker You Hate Offensive Crayons are the ultimate gag gift for inappropriate adults who are tired of the same safe office supplies and boring holiday exchanges. Whether it’s a Secret Santa, white elephant, or just a snarky gift for the coworker who eats your lunch, these crayons guarantee an awkward laugh (and maybe a side-eye from management). A must-have for dark humor enthusiasts who are ready to stir the pot.
More Fun than That Lame $10 Starbucks Gift Card Looking for a funny, memorable gift under $20? These adult-themed crayons blow away the usual last-minute gift card, offering a laugh-inducing, sarcastic alternative for stocking stuffers, birthdays, and holiday events. No one remembers a gift card, but Offensive Crayons? Yeah, you’ll be remembered. Offend responsibly.
Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)
