KNOCK hard but not like you the police | funny rude doormat | Damn Good Doormats 0+

Our doormats are HAND PAINTED- NOT UV machine printed. You can be confident that your gift will be the best, most durable coir doormat possible made for REAL use, not junk that wears out in a few weeks. We have satisfied over 35,000 customers since 2009 with over 3,500 5 star reviews ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ❤️ FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $100 in the Continental USA! ?? Be sure to add a gift note on checkout to be included with your doormat! KNOCK hard, but not like you the police. Make a fun first impression with this humorous doormat. It has lots of personality woven into its design and is guaranteed to give guests a good laugh. Are you into the sentiment, but can't abide poor spelling? This one is for you! Get the NOCK version here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/598084681 A funny, outside door mat is perfect for a housewarming, anniversary or wedding, retirement gift, best friend birthday presents and just everyday fun! We specialize in quirky, nerdy and rude home decor. If you don’t see the mat to fit your unique decor, we love making custom door mats. Contact us today to get your own personalized welcome mat started right away! ? CHECK OUT OUR BESTSELLERS https://www.etsy.com/shop/DamnGoodDoormats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=1293943512&section_id=28491328 ? GRAB YOUR 10% OFF COUPON NOW http://bit.do/damngood ? ORDERING IS EASY ? choose the SIZE to fit your porch ? Add it to your basket ? Proceed to checkout & continue as a guest or use your Etsy account ? Us e your own address or send it to a friend- be sure to add a gift note! ? MATERIALS ? COCO mats All natural coconut coir mats with stiff bristles. This sustainably sourced material will have natural variations in the coir coloring. These NEED to be kept away from direct sun & rain. ? HAND PAINTED MATS These need to be kept away from direct sun & rain. ? SIZES TO FIT EVERY HOME SKINNY 6”x30” COCO (5/8” thick) SMALL 16” x 24” COCO (5/8” thick) MEDIUM 18”x30” COCO (5/8” thick) THIN 20” x 32” WOVEN INDOOR COCO (3/8” thick) LARGE 24” x 36” COCO (5/8” thick) EXTRA LARGE 24” x 60” COCO DOUBLEWIDE (1” thick) ? CARE Extend the life of your hand painted COCO doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. A covered porch is perfect. To clean, simply sweep clean or shake gently ? SHIPPING ? FREE SHIPPING in the continental USA! ?? ❤️ Be sure to add a gift note on checkout so you get credit for such an awesome gift! ? SHIPPING TIMES We are a small business & do our best to be timely. Processing varies from 1-10 days depending on the number of orders ahead of you. Please let me know if you have a deadline, I can email you a printable gift card or see about RUSH shipping. We ship with UPS, USPS & FedEx ? TRACKING & INSURANCE INCLUDED WITH ALL US SHIPMENTS ? INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING ? ALL CUSTOMS & VAT TAX INCLUDED! ? Your doormat will be delivered directly your home- no stopping at customs! Please allow time in transit for 10 days to a month to arrive. Our UPS service requires us to ship multiple orders at once. We can ship faster if you need it ASAP, but it will have an extra $20 in shipping costs. XL mats and bulk orders may have additional shipping & taxes. LOWER SHIPPING RATES AT www.damngooddoormats.com ? CUSTOM ORDERS I LOVE custom requests! A personalized doormat makes great wedding & house warming gifts. I will work with you on getting exactly what you want for a best friend gift - or for yourself! ? ? REFUNDS/EXCHANGE As we make all of our doormats custom to order, there are no returns. If you wish to exchange an unused painted doormat for a different style, contact us to see if it’s possible. ? ABOUT US Damn good Doormats was the first custom doormat shop here on Etsy way back in 2009. We have shipped over 30,000 doormats Worldwide. That's 90 TONS of coco goodness to every